Shadow of the Katamari or Katamari of the Colossus
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through
back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto
we about to kill all y’all
give us your corn
give us your land
give us your butts
(Source: wurmpl)





